PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) ARMBANDS Newly implemented Helion super foam

Newly implemented Helion super foam for your strongest performance yet

ACTIVITY: Running

if you’re looking to add a splash of fun and comfort to your activewear collection

you remember your first WOD as a bewildered noob

texts and alerts right on your watch when paired with a compatible smartphone

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) ARMBANDS Newly implemented Helion super foamFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"