I, Myself, Am Strange And Unusual Welcome Door Mat design As a bibliophile

As a bibliophile

My honey made this mat for me after my favorite animated movie about a little blue alien in Hawaii

Because wine rhymes with mine

we do not use spray paint

frosty cold beverage waiting on the other side

I, Myself, Am Strange And Unusual Welcome Door Mat design As a bibliophileI, myself, am strange and unusual, so be warned. I like dancing in the air, and playing with my spirited friends. Mess with me and I will send my striped suited BFF after you. Though his head might be small, his dark sense of humor is incredible. Just don't say his name three times in a row. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the