Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? Welcome Door Mat omg place your order and in

place your order and in the notes section inform us to leave off Captain

Who's a grumpy crab today

you did let them know when they arrived

ways to state something so frank

Toilet paper

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? Welcome Door Mat omg place your order and inYou've got to ask yourself one question: Do you need this doormat? This dirty little fandom phrase will remind you of that famous scene with Police Inspector Harry Callahan and his Smith & Wesson Model 29 . 44 Magnum revolver. And it will also warn those knocking on your door they could be taking their lives in their hands by doing so. (Yes, we know it's not a direct quote, but hey, some things need tweaking to work on a doormat.) Small doormats are